Post Mormon Depression 

The condition that is caused when a "The Book of Mormon" fan becomes sad because they already saw the show at the theatre.

Damn.... I need to watch a Book of Mormon bootleg because I have Post Mormon Depression.

Post Mormon Depression by AnonymousCreature444 August 10, 2018

Closet mormon 

A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.

Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?

Closet mormon by Chocolaterockstar October 3, 2018

In the Book of Mormon 

The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”

Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”

Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”

Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

In the Book of Mormon by euphemismo June 17, 2011

minnesota mormon 

a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass

I have to drive home.. get me a minnesota mormon!

minnesota mormon by reidtard December 14, 2010

sniper-mormon 

Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.

Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"

sniper-mormon by kevmosis September 8, 2009

dark mormon 

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.

"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."

dark mormon by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014

flying mormon 

A sexy move

I gave her the flying Mormon

flying mormon by Red it December 12, 2016