absence of mustache

an amazing band located in salem, oregon. it features three members Abby Miss Road, Marvin Phelps, and Humphrey Mus. this band performs all original songs, or original arrangements of somngs like the alphabet. some of their song title include "ireland", "let's all dance", and "hush lullaby". the band sometimes features accomplices in their awesome songs. some of their catchiest lyrics include...
person 1: "what time is it?"
person 2: "it's dancing time!"
person 1: you'd better check your pocket watch."
person 2: "oh no!"

and
(person 1 is up at 2 a.m. watching the television)
person 2: "this is your hush lullaby, speak not soft lips."

they are sort of the essence of awesome.

Human Being: wow, i just heard this band. they sang some songs.
Human Being, Other: oh, i know who you are talking about. absence of mustache, right?
Human Being: fosh.

by humphreymus April 21, 2009

mustachio

a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.

by big dick tyner March 27, 2008

Filipino Mustache

Is when you face plant while skateboarding and you tear the meat off of your upper lip.

Adam: I was skateboarding today and i got a nasty Filipino Mustache.

by Spootybeaver113 April 22, 2012

Mistah

adj : sexually attracted to members of your own sex ant: bisexual, heterosexual n : someone who practices homosexuality; having a sexual attraction to persons of the same sex syn: homo, gay

You sucked another dude's dick?!? You Mistah ass muthafucka!!!

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Mustache rag

When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.

Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.

by Blunt09 December 23, 2009

Mustachio

This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol

bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying

by michael March 2, 2004

poo mustache

To chip-shot a soccer ball over the goalies head in soccer and/or fifa.

Bill: Yea Ron got really close to the goal and goalie came out, then ron just chipped it right over his head
Illan: Yea, he poo mustached him good.

by xandarius_S December 29, 2007