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Travel Minge

When you’re traveling in a particularly hot country and your minge gets the stink on.

Condition worsened by the wearing of nylon or Lycra panties.
‘God I’m so hot and sweaty, I’m worried I’ve got travel minge’
by Lady G. August 30, 2021
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The Minging Effect

A Theory within a paradox between people where they feel utterly cringed or disgusted by another’s features or actions but where they are both equally as cringe or disgusting as one another.
The Minging Effect Theory:

“oh my! Your filth rinks”

“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”
by RowdyRando November 15, 2022
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cringe my minge

When someone or something is unbearable, it provokes a cringe sensation in your whole body including your minge.. hence why it must be unbearable.
" ahh he just saw me naked"- PERSON 1

"ohh dear.. cringe my minge"
by bootay caller June 26, 2009
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Pickled My Minge

When a fat woman sweats to the point, the secretions gather in her genital area, thus creating a pickled minge, which offensively smelling.
Ohhh Noooo I've Pickled My Minge!
by LuKurse November 23, 2011
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trouser minge

by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006
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Dusty Minge Fart

An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.
Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!

Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...

Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!

Peter: She's buff innit...

Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!
by C&P - Maths ;) May 18, 2011
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mingrat

The sort of bird you wouldn't want to sit next to on the bus, never mind snog on a dancefloor.
I can't believe you pulled that bird. She is such a mingrat.
by Rorie September 15, 2003
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