Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016

Flutter minded

Verb

Having a (almost sickeningly) naive outlook on life

thinking you can do or change something or someone even though it’s proven to be impossible

That person really wants to try to run faster than the speed of light?! Oh my god, they’re is so flutter minded.

by Kawaii_TrashPanda69 February 14, 2021

Salty Mind

equivalent to saying; overthinker; someone who is salty.

To have a salty mind is to, by definition of salty, is to be upset over something little and continue to overthink and dwell on this or these circumstances.

He has a Salty Mind and a Heavy Heart.

by The Salty Mind&The Heavy Heart February 24, 2020

mind sanitiser

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images

Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser

by Todderz February 20, 2021

wooly-minded

A state of confusion.

The wooly-minded confuse sex with love and intimacy.

by Please don't cry... May 22, 2013

Mind's eye

So, hold on, if I'm understanding you correctly what you're saying is that at the level of initial detection; you perceive things with your minds I before you register information visually?

Iam "Is that where the 'mind's eye' or 'third eye' metaphor comes from!? That is wild!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2022

mind spiders

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.

"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."

"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."

by LTL December 26, 2012