Mind Rape

Ones thoughts when one is sensible enough to not rape people but horny enough to get of to the thought of doing it to a hot individual.
"Damn, just the thought of those shortsmade me mind rape her"
by SweetDaddyJ December 31, 2015
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mind spiders

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.
"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."

"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."
by LTL December 27, 2012
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Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.
"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".
by John-0-notelb February 01, 2016
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Salty Mind

equivalent to saying; overthinker; someone who is salty.

To have a salty mind is to, by definition of salty, is to be upset over something little and continue to overthink and dwell on this or these circumstances.
He has a Salty Mind and a Heavy Heart.
by The Salty Mind&The Heavy Heart February 25, 2020
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Mind-Nutt

Is used when describing a seriously hot chick in public, that you can't physically bust a nutt with but you can mentally.
"Bro did you just see that chick with the fat ass & big titties?"

"I straight mind-nutted, she thic as FUCK yo!"
by Dac27 June 20, 2017
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Mind Nugget

Opposite of a brain fart. A mind nugget is a thought or idea which pops into your head like a light bulb moment.
Had the biggest Mind Nugget when I was gacked on Molly at Burning Man....I thought about how much better my parents would understand their shit if they’d been as high as this.
by It's A Christmas Miracle! December 10, 2017
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Interstate mind

The state of mind one gets after driving on the highway/interstate for an extended period of time, where the driver feels like they are driving slow once on city and residential streets, and/or speed without realizing it.
After driving for hours Thomas got off the highway and had interstate mind, and found himself speeding through the neighborhood.
by Apauld November 15, 2015
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