Midnight Moo

A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.

Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."

Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"

by Brosif Kony August 3, 2012

Midnight dinner

(Noun). A meal eaten late in the night upon the assumption that the feast consumed earlier that evening was lunch.
Usually a byproduct of smoking marijauna.

Friend 1: Whoa dude, your looking quite tubby as of late.
Friend 2: I know bro, need to cut back on those midnight dinners.
Friend 1: Yea, you and my girlfriend.

by chunkemunkee August 20, 2013

midnight cocksucker

A person that kisses ass to another but does secretly behind everyone's back

Vince is midnight cocksucker. He talked to the boss last night after we left to tell on us

by Scorpio1386 August 23, 2021

midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.

"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."

by Slosheimer August 17, 2023

the duck flies at midnight

A codename, stands for "Party at Darlene's Bar"

"So is the duck gonna fly at midnight?"
"Yup. We're gonna get so cronked"

by Mimi January 28, 2005

six to midnight

Is a way to say that one has flipped his erection into his waistband. To hide the bulge.

Our waitress was so hot, after dinner i had to do a six to midnight so no one could tell.

by Frankestein September 22, 2009

Midnight Blue

A mixture between Blue Moon and Guiness.

Hey, barkeep, two Midnight Blues.

by Jerfull December 31, 2009