Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

illegal midget

Term used to describe short people who do not fit the legally defined height requirement to be a midget. Usually used to insult a vertically challenged individual.

Is Ash a midget?

No she isn’t quite that short. She’s an illegal midget.

by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

Yung midgeridoo

You better hide your lotion and (if you have any definitely not harry) dicks because Yung midgeridoo Is comping to sic your dic.

Man I’ve been on the lookout for yung midgeridoo I’ve been earring sucking noises at night.

by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019

Mr midget

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp

That mr midget over there is so gay

by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019

Stupid midget Alex

That dumb midget that drinks a lot

Hey look it’s that stupid midget Alex

by Swampynutsack November 11, 2019

E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021