Michael 

a guy which is a complete idiot. If you are friend with him, God bless you.

you such a Michael

Michael by saint no.1 May 14, 2018

Michael 

The skinny asian b0y who is fucking autistic and claims to have a fake ass girlfriend. He also plays fortnite all fucking day long.

Michael: Hey mate, wanna play fornite
Big nigga: fuck off u asian cunt. I aint gay u fuckboi

Michael by Pseudonym lmao May 31, 2018

Michael 

A lazy fuck. But everyone still loves him

God dammit Michael!

Michael by Super penis June 23, 2018

Michael 

A Guy that nobody Likes, he's an arrogant, selfish, ugly (both on the inside and outside), and stupid prick. If you leave something at his house you're not getting it back. He's not to be trusted either, because at any chance given he will stab you in the back.

Guy 1: Yo, Michael just ran over my dog!
Guy 2: Michael? Didn't you know Everyone hates that Fag, he's a fucking asshole. That's why he has no friends.

Michael by Jimathorne August 26, 2018

Michael 

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.

This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.

Michael by TheWombler November 10, 2018

michael 

a slay kween that slays everything he does. he is a real sister

omg michael is such a slay kween.

michael by picklepoo December 4, 2018

Michael 

Name of most gay kids

Jimmy: who's the most gayest kid in this office
Alice: that would be Michael jimmy

Michael by Thatonedumbretard December 31, 2018