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Michael

Guy 1: Yo, michael is a fucking retard
Guy 2: Yea you right he so damn dumb
by HlpIHveRay September 2, 2018
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Michael

Is a gay boy and loves it up to bum he hates a pretty girl called Alice And Alice is the world she’s so beautiful
Michael is a maggot
by Mary18 February 22, 2020
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Michael

This guy smokes dick, gives lapjobs, handjobs, you name something gay, he does it. His fetish is a gay 69 yr uncle to fart on his balls. He's into cock and ball torture, covered in white stuff and a furry
by Toykat September 5, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a big gay
by MichaelGay December 22, 2018
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Michael

Short for a black guy. Sucks at hooping. Thinks he can get bitches but can’t. Use tinder for a living. Also has no drip
If you see a short black guy with no drip he must be a Michael.
by TheLaw22 January 22, 2020
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Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is quite sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. Hates to see loved ones feel down and will try anything to help. He is somewhat smart but doesn't show it.
He is such a Michael
by Anonymous[9] November 3, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a German politician and leader of the Nazi Party. He rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and later Führer in 1934. During his dictatorship from 1933 to 1945, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland in September 1939.
Damn, there goes Michael. Retard.
by KaleNVG June 11, 2019
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