MEATER

The utmost sexiest piece of equipment you can get your hands on. Probes meat better than aliens and their… probing. Pronouns are she/he/them/it. MEATER is all. MEATER listens to your problems, taps into your inner being for self discovery, whispers positive affirmations. If you’ve ever met MEATER, it was truly a cosmic occurrence.

Whoa, look at that MEATER descending from the skies.

by DumblePorkMeatWizard November 23, 2021

Melker

If u are named melker then u have a very very vrey small pp and u are very dumb

Melker is dumb.

by Melkers Brother January 11, 2022

Melper

The term ''melper'' refers to a newly promoted moderator on a minecraft server. These newly made mods oftentimes dont subconsciously realize that they have now a higher rank and feel like helpers. This sentiment is described as Schrödinger's staff member: the staff member will only think of themselves as a moderator when confronted to their in -game title, but will refer to themselves as a helper in all other situations.

Did you hear? Gloss and xan are melpers!

by gomath67 January 23, 2022

Melper

The act of meddling/helping.

Don’t be a Melper. Most people don’t need assistance when it hasn’t been asked for. Melping is meddling as a cover for helping.

by The Berb January 28, 2022

Melted sugar

Basically cum

A- Yo bro have you seen Kay's new girlfriend?
B- Yeah she used to swallow my melted sugar
A- Oh wow, you're a menace

by SlowKiller April 5, 2022

melper

The act of being unhelpful. The opposite of a helper.

Be a helper, not a melper.

by UncagedDragon May 10, 2022

Metter

A creepy white guy that puts mayo on everything

Bobby Orr is a metter

by HannahPeterson26 May 14, 2022