Mexting

Making out while texting

I saw you mexting against the car

by toew January 23, 2011

the meaning of life

The meaning of life is Doughnuts.

Yes, doughnuts. 'Nuff said.

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

Double meaning

Your'e mum is an ass

your mum has such a great ass !!!!!

Your life is a double meaning if you think hard enough

by spynx June 21, 2021

the irrelephant in the meeting room

The person in a meeting who contributes nothing.

" It was weird, everyone was discussing the project for an hour or more except for him - he just sat there in silence. Everybody knew he was there, but nobody mentioned the irrelephant in the meeting room".

by hairygunt April 22, 2009

meaning of life

The meaning of life is whatever illusion has managed to gain a hold of your cognitive senses. In fact the term should be the 'meanings of life'. Religious illusions are very resilient to reason, which is why they quickly and easily gain a hold of most people's brain power.

Only human cognition can come up with such a question about the meaning of life and expect an answer. Answers come in the form of memes, which replicate themselves or die in a Darwinian 'only the strongest survive' abstract environment. None of the memes have any association with reality, because reality is inaccessible to us. We human have only our sensory perceptions and neural interpretations.

by Peter O'Connell May 22, 2006

Power Meeting

A power meeting is a high powered meeting which takes place at Fernando’s coffee shop or the Trads meeting room. These meetings are planned no longer than 5 minutes in advance and last as long as it takes.

Jackie. 'where has Joe gone?'

Little Joe 'Joe in in a power meeting'

by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA February 13, 2008

meaning of life

the meaning of life is to have sex.

bob "hey joe, what is the meaning of life?"
joe "well bob, there would be no life without sex, so sex is the meaning of life"

by skiski August 2, 2007