When a friend farts in front of a fan in the hopes that the fart will travel a long distance to reach a small target, normally another persons location: the gastrointestinal equivalent of a Hail Mary in football...
Steve was on the couch and I passed him a Hail Marty in front of the box fan, I was already in the other room when he got it. Score!
by Captain Donkey Cheese November 20, 2013
Get the hail marty mug.(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
by BradTheChad November 29, 2017
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After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."
Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt
Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt
by Marylandmatt September 28, 2018
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Rapey-matt occurs when a Matt corners a female in a nightclub to let her know of her beauty (rapey intentions)
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The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.
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