by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
by Bonza Bob July 30, 2004
when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
by The Hairless Yeti September 26, 2016
by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)
by uthotmommayeah January 20, 2011
dude?! are you my soul-mate cuz you sure are fuckable.
omg i think i found my soul-mate! i just saw him/her and i wanted to fuck her sooo bad.
omg i think i found my soul-mate! i just saw him/her and i wanted to fuck her sooo bad.
by Janet Peterrrr August 27, 2019
Some as whole you moved in with or let him/her move in with you. S/He also eats all your fucking food and drinks everything before you even think about getting a drink. S/He also doesn't buy any of food/drinks him/her ate or drank. Also s/He has a male cat that isn't spayed so he pisses everywhere so he blanes your potty trained dog and they don't clean it so your stuck cleaning his cats shit. S/He also may not do dishes, vacuum, or let the trash pile up till it's a mini trash skyscraper. They also make you over pay and when you say something about any of the above problems they say " Well I don't have the money" Even though he works too.
"JP ate all my delicious bacon and left all the dishes to clean. Also his punk ass cat pissed on the couch again. He's such a douche-bag room mate."
by Ragerilla July 29, 2013