muscle static

the feeling you get when a part of your body falls asleep ٩(◕‿◕ )۶
“ugh muscle static is so annoying..” Ventura said annoyed as her leg fell asleep.
by February 23, 2024
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3rd Muscle

The supernatural ability that some women’s pussies have to grip a dick during a vigorous banging session. It will usually result in immediate jizzing for all but the most experienced men.
Pat: Was that broad you brought home last night worth another run?

Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.
by Bluto726 March 19, 2022
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Guided muscle

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."
by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024
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butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).
"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"
by KCMOMAN April 24, 2012
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bym muscles

Beat your meat muscles - biceps muscles guys get after beating their meat off.
Dude your muscles aren't real, they're just bym muscles
by Meish September 16, 2017
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Fuck Muscle

Random A: I 've put my fuck muscle inside plenty of women.
by Cliqe November 15, 2015
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Butt Muscle

Douche Bag.
White Hat.
Poser.
D. Metzler From Baltimore Maryland
"Butt Muscle Is The New Douche Bag."
by Windsah Clang August 22, 2009
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