by heartbroken homie May 14, 2019
the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018
by Hqvoc February 05, 2020
When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.
I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019
by gremlin69420 January 24, 2023
Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!
by ZaleDH October 05, 2020
A dangerous state which a boy reverts back to a baby who still cries everyday, hits his parents, throws his rubbish bin, slams door, stomps floor, pound his table.
All that just because he can't play rocket league.
Activation rate: when the wifi is shit / he gets scammed / he loses a match / couldn't play with his friend
Powers:
- Superhuman Strength (to accomplish great feats as mentioned above)
- Scream-yelling (on par with Black Bolt's sonic scream)
- Superhuman Gaming Stamina ( it is estimated that he can play rocket league non-stop for 45 hours)
Ultimate Skill:
- Shifting blame ( he always find a way to blame others and complain even though it is entirely his fault)
All that just because he can't play rocket league.
Activation rate: when the wifi is shit / he gets scammed / he loses a match / couldn't play with his friend
Powers:
- Superhuman Strength (to accomplish great feats as mentioned above)
- Scream-yelling (on par with Black Bolt's sonic scream)
- Superhuman Gaming Stamina ( it is estimated that he can play rocket league non-stop for 45 hours)
Ultimate Skill:
- Shifting blame ( he always find a way to blame others and complain even though it is entirely his fault)
A: Bro that kid just went full kimchi mode!
(Jordan throws chair)
B: Damn.
C: He's in secondary school bruh why is he still crying everyday
D: Don't blame him homie He's in pain He's in kimchi mode
E: my kid is in kimchi mode then he pushed and swore at me. What can I do?
F: There is nothing you can do honestly. You either get him his Macbook back or let him watch his Rocket League YouTubers.
Passive: Deaging (He can turn back into a baby ( or maybe a foetus even a sperm) )
(Jordan throws chair)
B: Damn.
C: He's in secondary school bruh why is he still crying everyday
D: Don't blame him homie He's in pain He's in kimchi mode
E: my kid is in kimchi mode then he pushed and swore at me. What can I do?
F: There is nothing you can do honestly. You either get him his Macbook back or let him watch his Rocket League YouTubers.
Passive: Deaging (He can turn back into a baby ( or maybe a foetus even a sperm) )
by jordansucker May 17, 2020