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milk the farm

Somebody who works on a farm or has the word milk in their name most commonly they will smell like a farmer who has a milk farm
Yo Milk the farm man you have to milk the farm
by UGH A GUY November 29, 2017
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Milk Brooch

The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.
I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.
by Ace B November 24, 2006
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kentucky milk

Jamal brought me a jugathat Kentucky Milk. It's extra thick
by Milkster May 1, 2017
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Milk Sock

A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.
"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."
by Milk sock November 24, 2019
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Courtesy Milk

When your banging your girl and she reaches around to your ass, shoves her finger up your ass and milks your prostate at the same time. Produces intense orgasms and heavy loads.

May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
I was slinging ropes last night when I busted. She was giving me a courtesy milk.

Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.

My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.

My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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Smooth Milk

by Qari Saab November 18, 2020
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Milk Stoned

Consuming enough breast milk endocannabinoids to get sleepy (applies to infants, but we don't judge)
DAMN! Boo those titties are FIRE! They got me MILK STONED!!
by Sir Nut Musk March 7, 2023
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