matt is a alien

Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world
Matt is a Alien

Signed by Finnadrip and LilBlac
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Matt Lee

An Asian Person typically from Malaysia they normaly cant see properly and have parents that shout hoy hoy
Jack: ur such a matt lee rooman
Rooman: shut up I can see
by My name chef September 15, 2018
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matt lauer'd

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.
I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.
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Matt Panella

The unevolved form of a wildabeast thats speaks french and sexually preys on the slower male wildabeast in the herd. He communicates only through singing to lure in his prey.
Matt Panella moves stealthly across the savan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3VAdbmw80E
by Matt Panella March 26, 2008
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matt damon

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.
by AJAW July 18, 2004
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Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin
Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek
by mingymoo September 01, 2006
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Matt Lauer

Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
by Mustache Larry December 01, 2017
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