Doing a Leyonhjelm

Someone arrogantly and pigheaedly believes they know what is best, declaring victory early and failing like a poorly lined incontinence pad.

Why did David say he knew where he was going given he's led us directly into a dead end?

He is doing a Leyonhjelm

by Reigal IV May 13, 2019

Pulling a Leno

Using your chin to penetrate a women's vagina while eskimo kissing her butthole and telling poorly written jokes as she rides on top in 69.

You: "What's up with airline food?"
Her: "Oh yeah, daddy!"

I told that girl last night my name was Jay, I am totally Pulling a Leno on her later!

by DaddyUnicorn October 1, 2020

The paul to my lennon

They love you so much but they're in denial

Oh you're the paul to my lennon

by Quatrevingtdix November 23, 2022

The jay leno

To have a person insert their chin in your bum or vagina

“That dude gave me the jay leno” “please jay leno me”

by thick daddy August 1, 2023

Grand Concourse Looks Like Lenox Avenue

Grand Concourse Looks Like Lenox Avenue

Grand Concourse Looks Like Lenox Avenue

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

muy, muy lento

Go very slow

When Jared was pounding that ass, Becky moaned and said, "You are hurting me, muy, muy lento, my love"

by asskickerBitchAssNigga November 29, 2021

Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

by von groovy August 12, 2024