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by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025
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Join-Leave Limbo

"I joined the meeting early, but seeing no one else, I left. Unfortunately, this triggered a notification that the meeting had started, leading someone else to join. However, upon joining, they leave because no one is in the meeting! But their joining triggers a notification causing the cycle to repeat for others in a continuous cascade "
aka Empty Room Echo or Notification Cascade
the meeting ended early. I joined late causing a Join-Leave Limbo.
by Foucault's Pandemonium June 13, 2024
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leave in the lurch

to leave (someone) without help or protection when it is needed
This can leave in the lurch patients who have conditions that don’t get that much attention.
by Sub0Zero1990 June 24, 2024
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Take French leave

To leave someone without saying goodbye
"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."
by Voortrekker June 25, 2024
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Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.
'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'
by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024
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leaves in the gutter

Putting a wad of toilet paper in your butt crack to absorb a shart or blowout.
I feel a shart coming on….put some leaves in the gutter to absorb that shart!
by The KI girls April 3, 2025
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Leave me Alone!

Quote from Alfred Pennyworth after he was attacked in his car by Captain Boomerang in Australia.
CB: The vaccine didn't bother you, you piece of shit?!
Alfred: Leave me alone!
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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