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Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.
Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.
by jstar23 March 30, 2009
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The Ladder Test

If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.
Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"

Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
by TurnOnLamp September 25, 2010
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Love Ladder

Similar to love handles. It's when one has so many love handles that it resembles more of a ladder going up their side.
Damn, Brian got so big it looks like he's got a ladder of love handles going up his side, looks more like a love ladder.
by PresBurrito May 16, 2011
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pork ladder

Giving consecutive hand jobs to rows of men facing each other.
I really need to wash my face, i just climbed the pork ladder.
by laurenjizzle September 23, 2011
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URL Laundering

Just like money laundering, but with URLs into url shorteners many times to hide it's origin eg. www.google.com into Bitly, then into Goo.gl, then into Adf.ly, then back into Bit.ly etc.
Person 1: (on skype) hey check this out
Person 2 opens the URL
Person 2: hey why is it redirecting me so much has it been have you been URL laundering
by LtHammer May 15, 2016
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Banter Ladder

A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club
''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'
by PremierBananaman May 22, 2017
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Mount Launderous

Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.
It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.
by Uncle Hudson June 24, 2017
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