landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm

Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

by we know your little secrets boys January 3, 2005

landingpadhifi

Landing Pad HiFi is a collective of DJ’s, Musicians, Producers, and Promoters founded in Dallas in the spring of 1994. Landing Pad HiFi has the expressed goal of countering the negative tendencies in music today. Landing Pad HiFi is a Rescue Mission!

Landing Pad HiFi is a Rescue Mission!

by Joe and Angie April 30, 2005

to stick the landing

To succeed in doing a skateboard or snowboard trick.

I thought you were going to crash but miraculously, you stuck the landing!

(conjugation of "to stick the landing")

by Watchfull Eyes February 20, 2009

Landin

A Spanish surname

Maria Landin

by Maria Guadalupe Inez Cruz October 8, 2008

Landon

An ass who doesn't know when a joke goes to far

Man, Landon really fucked up this time

by UmHeyStop January 18, 2017

Landon

Has a girlfriend but she's not cute or nice and he should be with me and anyone would be lucky to be with Landon

Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok

by I only have potatos November 18, 2018

Landen

A weird person who has a porn addiction and has a different eyebrow color than his hair color

Person 1: That person looks weird
Person 2: He must be a Landen

by W mansssss December 16, 2019