knife happy

Someone who is always getting unnecessary surgery

Virgil is having his back worked on again he must be knife happy

by warewolf56 June 16, 2018

Knife Cat

A meme in which an edited and or photo-shopped face of a smug looking cat on a black-grey feline body. A human hand is holding a knife, and is pointing it at the cat. This is an unusual "meme", but is well-known.

"Knife Cat" is my favorite meme.

by ˏˋ°•sharky*➷ October 3, 2019

Kafer

Hello I am Kafer

Hello did you know I’m kafer?

by notKFC33 December 13, 2021

Baby Knife

Referring to a small penis

Hey Tatiana how how he?
It was horrible he had a baby knife :/

by CrazedClown July 13, 2011

Bologna Knife

A falice or more commonly known as a penis.

Alex: Hey, where the hell is Sam?

Chris: Oh she is at the Rockies game. The last text I got from her is "I'm worried I might get stabbed here".

Alex: I don't know why she would be worried the only thing she's going to get stabbed by is a Bologna Knife.

by the1HOOFhearted October 2, 2011

Shoe knife

A knife either stored in a shoe or made part of a shoe as a weapon. Also could be a knife used to remove rocks from the treads of shoes.

"I was worried I wouldn't be able to return the shoes I bought until I used the shoe knife to take the pebble out of the tread."

by Boat dad December 28, 2011

Jack Knife

A dive in which you jump into a pool , fold in your body with your hands & feet close to each other with the finger tips and toes pointing down, then unfolding bringing your feet to the air and keeping your hands where they are.

person 1 on diving board "HEY GUYS! CHECK OUT THIS JACK KNIFE IM GONNA DO IN THIS POOL!!"
person 2 from a far "YEAH DO IT!"

by Banzai Boy November 23, 2018