Rice King

Closely related to Rice Queen. A non-Asian male (typically white) who only dates Asian women.

Oh I know that guy! He's a total Rice King. He's got a new Asian girl every month.

by sharkbite December 9, 2003

The Return of the King

The Return of the King is the greatest movie of all time. It is based on the book by J.R.R. Tolkien, which is also amazing. It is part 3 of the trilogy. It is tied for the most Academy Awards ever won and is the 2nd highest grossing film ever.

Budget was $94 million.
It made $1119 million, or about $1.1 billion.

Person 1: Dude, seen the Return of the King yet?
Person 2: Hells yeah! That movie owned!

by Huntermunkey April 12, 2008

pizza king

An incredible pizza and sandwich eatery establishment that is being held hostage by Indiana. Be forewarned, it may become an addiction. There is one in nearly ever po-dunk town in IN. Only a few have a drink delivering train, which is awesome, but all have the delightfully delicious circle pizza cut into squares that is "an Indiana tradition since 1958".

I'm really craving some pizza king.

by shannonp47 March 8, 2009

King Harold

ejaculating into a person's eye, thus "taking it out" as per king harold at the battle of hastings in 1066

fash was getting tugged by his lass but he shot his muck into his own eye giving himself a king harold and was blinded for a while until he managed to get to a&e for a hose down

by davethejag April 6, 2009

King Kullen'd

To crap your pants in a public place.

Guy 1: Oh my God!

Guy 2: What's the matter?

Guy 3: You King Kullen'd again?

by Sone Dude January 24, 2009

Tinsel King

a state acheived by wrapping ones inhebriated self in tinsel (done during chrsitmas period) before proclaiming "I AM THE TINSEL KING!!"

Rob: *pulls tinesl off of door as he falls over*

Rob Gets back up wrapped in tinsel Yelling i am the tinsel king

by Rob *the tinsel king* Fisher February 2, 2010

Douchebag King

A douchebag king can only be appointed by a group(3 or more people) who know the said douchebag king longer than one evening. One douchebaggy act cannot nominate one to be a douchebag king, only a lifetime of douchebaggery can elevate one to this status.

My old garage cabinet boss went around telling people he was sleeping with my girlfriend for six months when he hadn't, so I told his wife, who took his kids, his house, and all his savings, thereby elevating him to the rank of douchebag king to oversee all of california.

by ACustomGarage September 23, 2009