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sharkbite 

To grab someone's side with your hands via swiftly bring the hands together, making it seem like your flanges are shark jaws "biting" the victim. I do this to get all my friends.

A second version of this is called the shockbite, whereupon you shock the victim in the side with a hand held in the shocker position.
1) *people having a good time*
*sharkbiter walks in*
Sharkbiter: "Hey...SHARKBITE!"
*Sharkbiter grabs side of nearest girl*
Everyone else: WTF mate?

2) *everyone having a good time*
Shockbiter: "Hey Colleen."
Colleen: "Yeah?"
Shockbiter: "SHOCKBITE!"
*shockbite*
sharkbite by Sharkbite June 9, 2005
Closely related to Rice Queen. A non-Asian male (typically white) who only dates Asian women.
Oh I know that guy! He's a total Rice King. He's got a new Asian girl every month.
Rice King by sharkbite December 9, 2003