Karl

Karl is the gangsta with mad lags.
he dont care about school he dont care about the rules he says fuck the police.
but he care about his brothers and family.
when you have a karl as your friend make sure not to loose him cuz his hard to find

where did karl go?
probably out spending some more money.

by Jjffj October 11, 2018

Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

Karl Jacobs

pretty boy swag

Me:Pretty Boy Swag
Friend:??
Me:Karl Jacobs ((:

by klotaylorsversion January 17, 2022

Karl

An incredibly thoughtful, sometimes too thoughtful guy. Often blonde with blue eyes and the build of a god because of the Scandinavian connections They might even often appear gay but are probably very firmly straight. A name that will leave you wishing he didn’t leave you so soon

Friend 1 Did you hear that Karl left Jess last weekend? At least she was lucky enough to have him while she did
Friend 2 haha yeah he’s probably going for some guy now

by supersuperman69wunderyumissme September 18, 2025

Karl Marx

A very based man

Person 1: Describe Karl Marx
Person 2: Based.

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

Karled

To fondle and smell someone else's food.

As he leaned over to put his nose in my lunch, I knew I had just ben Karled

by shawnwalsh82 September 22, 2023

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024