1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.
2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.
2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.
1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.
2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...
2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...
by Toosh March 21, 2008
Get the Horse Jockey's Bootmug. A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.
Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.
Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.
I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.
by Darious Guile October 22, 2009
Get the dead horse jockeymug. The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.
Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.
by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013
Get the Flash-Drive Jockeymug. by Pete November 10, 2004
Get the suicide jockeymug. by drophit January 22, 2008
Get the jockey cockmug. by Ask me all about the HO Lauren July 7, 2009
Get the cock jockeymug. by 68guns March 20, 2009
Get the knob jockeymug.