The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…
by Hailey Stood September 4, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki
the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have
the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have
sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.
by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025
Get the 2012 jared padaleckimug. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
by BeccatheWrecka November 12, 2023
Get the Jared Hibbard-Simpsonmug. An amazing person that will go above and beyond. (out of work environment). At work he will never speak, will follow every fucking rule in the book.
by Shirli May 20, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. "Yo man did you hear that Jared McCain put up a quadruple double yesterday?" "Wow I always knew he was the goat."
by Beact December 3, 2024
Get the Jared McCainmug. tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.
by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019
Get the Jared Parksmug.