Greg

Miserable HVAC tech, never satisfied, loves Pepsi
Don’t name your kid Greg
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Greg is the kind of person that you fall in love with, who drives you crazy all the time, as soon as he opens his mouth to say something. (Btw the most sexy guy you will ever know).
Greg is going to Argentina to visit me 😍 I LOVE YOU HOEBAG!
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Greg

For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.

Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.

It will drive them crazy for sure.
**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.

#weaintgotnogreg
by BaileyBug92 September 07, 2018
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For use when someone calls for you and you do not want to talk to them.

Use Greg even if that is not the name of the person they are looking for. It adds to the effect.
"Hi may I speak to (insert name here)?"
"We ain't got no Greg" (hang-up)
by BaileyBug92 September 07, 2018
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1 a passive supporter of a subculture, fandom or community, one
which is not yet an ordained stan or ally
2 a person with little to no interest in a fandom, but is willing to enjoy
it for the sake of a loved one because they're just a great fucking
person like that
"Please bear with me if I ask any dumb questions. I'm a greg when it
comes to Supernatural, but I love hearing you talk about it and I want
to enjoy it with you."
"I don't think my grandparents fully understand asexuality. They're
just a couple of gregs."
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Greg is a huge simp
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