Definitions by JustAnOmniRat
Abby
abby is the name of the nicest, prettiest, most special girl in the world. she’s the one who always has your back, the one person who’s never stabbed you in the back. she’s shown you more love and care than anyone in your life, and she will always be there for you.
Abby by JustAnOmniRat March 30, 2025
MIFANCB
Mother’s I’d Fuck And Not Call Back
Pronounced: Mih-Fan-Sib
Similar to a MILF, but you would never call this one back. Example, A hot woman (sometimes a mother) above a certain age (30-40+) who is hot enough to bang and not call back, no matter what. Similar to Barney Stinson’s (played by NPH’s) “rule” of not calling a woman back after sex
Pronounced: Mih-Fan-Sib
Similar to a MILF, but you would never call this one back. Example, A hot woman (sometimes a mother) above a certain age (30-40+) who is hot enough to bang and not call back, no matter what. Similar to Barney Stinson’s (played by NPH’s) “rule” of not calling a woman back after sex
Guy: “Dude, that lady is a TOTAL MIFANCB”
His friend: “a what?”
Guy: “Read a dictionary once in a while.”
His friend: “a what?”
Guy: “Read a dictionary once in a while.”
MIFANCB by JustAnOmniRat September 6, 2021