Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

Monday

THE WORST DAY IN GHE FUCKING WEEK

Random: your fucking ugly
Me: WHAT TEH FUCK??
Random: kill yourself
Me: *cutely is heartbroken*
Me: I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS

by Weezerland March 3, 2025

Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday

“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”

by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022

Marianne Monday

When instead of having a long, boring Monday, you have a day where everything goes well (and get an extra hour in bed)

Gosh, im having such a good marianne monday

by Tdoubleu’s October 2, 2023

Overall Monday

That day of the week where everyone wears overalls.

“I like your overalls”
“Thanks!! It’s Overall Monday”

by Lawrencelover335 January 29, 2024

Operation Cyber Monday

For those that know, know.

We're on a need to know basis, and we don't need to know the truth about Operation Cyber Monday and what really happened on October 31, 2022. No one knows, it is the stuff of myths and legends, and everyone has the same power within them.

by Tin Man 8 October 31, 2022