on shit

1. to be intoxicated

1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?

- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?

by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020

shit

shit is of course poop enough said but shit i also general things or you could be telling people to eat shit suck shit shitty job shitty place shitty house anything that is shitty makes it worse

my salad is ruined because a bird shit in it.

by ibeaperson July 10, 2010

Shit

Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.

I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!

by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

[shit]

get one's shit together To get organized.
shits poop out of ass.
shit on To treat with malice.
shits Diarrhea.

"Man get that shit out of my face!"

by egdbvsrdbfd January 24, 2009

Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.

Fuck this shit.

by superbad1 April 3, 2009

Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!

Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.

by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014