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Girl on the Internet Syndrome

An affliction that causes some female internet users to play the sexpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. Sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make fellatio jokes. Inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or sexual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.
Rob: PinkGoddess has posted three times that she's wearing a thong today.

Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.
by Sunshine Superman August 29, 2010
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pseudo-intellectual

Someone who pursues knowledge in a variety of categories for purely social reasons and tends to have only a basic understanding of many concepts.

The pseudo-intellectual doesn't seek knowledge for the purpose of better understanding the world, but rather to enhance their image. They also prefer to interpret concepts in a way that allows them to use their knowledge as a weapon in social scenarios. They'll use the misinterpretation of facts to appear objective and correct, and thus unaccountable, when "talking shit" on another person.

The pseudo-intellectual will challenge opinions or views as a way of making a personal attack. They then usually assume an imagined victory and will feel that the one they've attacked has been "put in their place". Pseudo-intellectuals are very catty and have a strong desire to socially dominate others.

Pseudo-intellectuals are quick to judge others and are usually very sure of their superiority based on their ability to use knowledge as social ammo. They'll use any means available to prove themselves "correct" and tend to believe that being correct gives them a blank check for any social pursuits, including ones that are undertaken purely for self gratification.

Given their usual motivation to either impress or dominate their peers, the Pseudo-intellectual is completely uninterested in any knowledge that they can't use in this capacity.
"I wish that pseudo-intellectual cunt-punt would shut the hell up! He's only going after that chick's interpretation of the movie because she refused to sleep with him."
by feodora December 23, 2009
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Internetter

Internetter refers to someone who is highly knowledgeable of Internet based references & social networking tools.
He is a highly accomplished Internetter
by |EStarr| August 26, 2009
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International Jockstrap Day

May 1st is the day! Whether it be for exercising or just for everyday wear, Jockstrap day is a day to celebrate your adventurous side!
Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”
by Jonathan Brooklin April 18, 2019
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Staring into my soul

When someone is looking at you so intentivley and deeply that it feels like they're looking PASSED you and your physical features and staring into your soul inside you.

****Makes you feel really uncomfortable and you usually look away.****
Guy 1: wow don't look at me like that...

Girl 1: like what?..

Guy 1: Like how you were just looking at me; I feel like you were staring into my soul so deep thats you're trying to steal it.
by wowomgtotez123 December 16, 2010
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Internet Fag

Teenage and twenty-something nerds who wallow in their own stupidity and enjoy raping the English language. They come all come complete with a terrible backwards sense of humor involving any "funny" picture with a caption that uses language evolving from LeetSpeak (I think...). The majority of them spend their days playing World of Warcraft, watching and making Youtube Poop videos, surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4Chan, and posting on message boards with misspelled words and annoying use of CaPs and useless nonsensical punctuation!!111one!!eleven! In short, it is a Circle Jerk of socially retarded morons who don't have a shred of individuality and so all act in the same manor to be accepted by their own kind.
Tim: What the fuck are you looking at?

Justin: Cat pictures with HILARIOUS captions! Look! Can I haz moar cheezburger! LULZ (actually spoken aloud...)

Tim: I want to strangle you.... Internet Fag....
by Zer0 Qool May 25, 2009
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internet atheist

Angry atheist who trolls internet sites denouncing God, Christians and religion; Atheist internet troll who demonstrates a basic ignorance of reason; Atheist internet troll who is ignorant of science and logic while claiming strong adherence to the same; Atheist who contradicts themselves through poor reasoning, especially one who exhibits hypocrisy.
Rational people understand that the claim "There are no absolutes" is a self-defeating statement. Internet atheists? Not so much.
by roaddebris August 23, 2012
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