Where all the various denizens of the Patriot live when they're not busy serving as minions of Satan. Most of the time is spent looking at vulgar sites on the Internet (including this one), trying to convince certain women that colors DO in fact exist (dammit they do), arguing with each other, conspiring against each other, unloading their sick personal problems on the few male writers that still haven't fled in abject terror (talking about PMS - GROSS) and occasionally doing work when the Patriot members aren't too busy fucking around (on the table, that is).
The Patriot room kicks ass when we aren't busy watching the Nick Berg video over and over again, and making the whole room listen to our sick stories of how we got date-raped by our 30-year-old boyfriends.
by Unreal Tournament 2004 June 7, 2004
Get the Patriot roommug. by Dank Sharp August 6, 2010
Get the Room 2mug. The original home of a crew known as 'the flamers', first found at TLK Muck but now living on a Muck of their own.
by Ras August 27, 2003
Get the flame roommug. The condition in which you end up with someone in their room (usually during a party where alcohol is involved) and some form of sex is expected to occur. Before you end up in the room loop, you think it's a good idea to have sex with this person, but when you get there you realize how wrong you were. In this no-win situation one of three things happens:
1. You make up a lame excuse about your drunk friend and leave ASAP
2. You start to have sex, change your mind, and leave. Usually results in you earning a reputation as a blue baller
3. You have sex with them because you don't want to piss anybody off and feel like shit about yourself the morning after
You usually have about five seconds to make up an excuse to get out of the situation before it becomes socially awkward to do so later.
Even if you break out of the loop in the first few seconds, you will usually be asked to leave the party.
1. You make up a lame excuse about your drunk friend and leave ASAP
2. You start to have sex, change your mind, and leave. Usually results in you earning a reputation as a blue baller
3. You have sex with them because you don't want to piss anybody off and feel like shit about yourself the morning after
You usually have about five seconds to make up an excuse to get out of the situation before it becomes socially awkward to do so later.
Even if you break out of the loop in the first few seconds, you will usually be asked to leave the party.
Christina didn't realize she had gotten herself in the room loop until it was too late to break out of it and ended up having terrible drunken sex with a guy who didn't know her name.
"I almost got stuck in the room loop last night, but I got out of it by pretending my friend had texted me and needed me to buy her a pregnancy test"
"I almost got stuck in the room loop last night, but I got out of it by pretending my friend had texted me and needed me to buy her a pregnancy test"
by Whompy Geeb January 26, 2012
Get the The Room Loopmug. The Student Room is an online forum for teenagers, primarily, but you'll always find adults who exercise their bragging rights because their little Annabelle or Toby got 14 A*s at GCSE and 4 A*s at A Level, and is going off to Oxbridge. This bragging is omnipresent among students too.
There are many different kinds of forums, ranging from 'I got rejected from Oxford. Am I still special?' to 'My friend got into Teesside and is happy. How do I let her down?'. As demonstrated by these forum names, there is a lot of fapping to Oxbridge and its equivalents, where a common mentality is present, that being 'if you don't get in, you fail at life'.
Politically, it is leftward skewed. Surviving for a day as a righty is impossible, as you are hurled abuse from the left majority, being referred to as more -ists and -phobes than there are made up genders. Consequently, an admin or rep will fish you out of the crowd and shut you down.
Things not to criticise on the Student Room: Islam, Positive Discrimination, Wage Gap *coughs* bullshit *coughs*, Racism against white people (rEVerSEd RaCiSm), feminism, gender being a spectrum, Oxbridge (the OJW (Oxbridge Justice Warriors) will be on your back), Immigration etc.
There are many different kinds of forums, ranging from 'I got rejected from Oxford. Am I still special?' to 'My friend got into Teesside and is happy. How do I let her down?'. As demonstrated by these forum names, there is a lot of fapping to Oxbridge and its equivalents, where a common mentality is present, that being 'if you don't get in, you fail at life'.
Politically, it is leftward skewed. Surviving for a day as a righty is impossible, as you are hurled abuse from the left majority, being referred to as more -ists and -phobes than there are made up genders. Consequently, an admin or rep will fish you out of the crowd and shut you down.
Things not to criticise on the Student Room: Islam, Positive Discrimination, Wage Gap *coughs* bullshit *coughs*, Racism against white people (rEVerSEd RaCiSm), feminism, gender being a spectrum, Oxbridge (the OJW (Oxbridge Justice Warriors) will be on your back), Immigration etc.
Typical 'The Student Room' threads and responses:
OP: How do I get into Oxbridge with 7 Bs and 3 As?
Reply: Hahaha you must be joking, try somewhere of your level, maybe Leeds Beckett?
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OP: Anyone going on the Durham open day?
Reply: I got an offer, but I don't need to go as I got an offer from Cambridge instead.
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OP: My RE teacher told us Mohamed married an 8 year old but didn't consummate the marriage. Is she lying?
Reply: Uh no! Islam teaches love and acceptance, and will benefit the western world!
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OP: I think immigration should be stricter as it's not economically sustainable to have open borders.
Reply: XENEPHOBE!!!! AHHHH HOW DARE YOU CRITICSE IMMIGRATION. @cakeinmyface DELETE HIS ACCOUNT NOW, GATHER ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND DESTROY HIM.
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OP: How do I live after a Durham rejection?
Reply: Lol your personal statement must have been proofread by someone at Leicester.
OP: How do I get into Oxbridge with 7 Bs and 3 As?
Reply: Hahaha you must be joking, try somewhere of your level, maybe Leeds Beckett?
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OP: Anyone going on the Durham open day?
Reply: I got an offer, but I don't need to go as I got an offer from Cambridge instead.
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OP: My RE teacher told us Mohamed married an 8 year old but didn't consummate the marriage. Is she lying?
Reply: Uh no! Islam teaches love and acceptance, and will benefit the western world!
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OP: I think immigration should be stricter as it's not economically sustainable to have open borders.
Reply: XENEPHOBE!!!! AHHHH HOW DARE YOU CRITICSE IMMIGRATION. @cakeinmyface DELETE HIS ACCOUNT NOW, GATHER ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND DESTROY HIM.
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OP: How do I live after a Durham rejection?
Reply: Lol your personal statement must have been proofread by someone at Leicester.
by bigboobies007 August 11, 2019
Get the The Student Roommug. When a man pins down a woman with his knees on her arms and ejaculates on her face. This in turn only allows the woman to wiggle around to avoid said facial.
Individual #1: Oh man I brought Sarah to the wiggle room last night.
Individual #2: Duuuude... you snag any pictures of that?
Individual #1: ....
Individual #2: Duuuude... you snag any pictures of that?
Individual #1: ....
by Smarter than you right? October 17, 2011
Get the The Wiggle Roommug. The shameful 45th president, whose narcissism and delusional thinking has led to countless American deaths from COVID and the shameful insurrection of January 6, 2020. Intelligent leaders and informed/concerned citizens cry out for his impeachment and resignation, but Republicans (ironically represented by the party symbol of AN ELEPHANT) continue to ignore, preferring the narcissistic personality disorder technique of “hoovering” to protect themselves and attempt to dupe constituents and get back into their good graces.
It’s a shame that social media platforms like Twitter and Facebook are more proactive in dealing with the elephant in the room than our elected leaders, who are instead choosing to distance themselves from Trump rather than hold him accountable for his actions.
by witeral_magpie January 9, 2021
Get the elephant in the roommug.