mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013

mud rope

Unusually long turds sometimes coiling the bowl.

Yesterday I ate 6 pizzas and oat meal. Now today I popped a mud rope.

by greg leg July 29, 2012

mud bogr

The act of putting your dick in her ass then immediately helicoptering all over her face.

Andrew pulled a mud bogr with kayla last night.

by shitsssismms June 8, 2023

Mud Panda

An asian girl who only likes black guys

No Mark, you're too white, she's a mud panda

by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

Mud Hoggin

Four wheeler ridin tearin up the mud with a cold one in one hand and a hot doe on the back

Hey Jim Bob, how you tear up your four wheeler? I was mud hoggin to hard

by Loving Jesus November 14, 2018

mud nesting

Placing of one's testicle(s) into another's anal orifice.

My asshole is feeling rather barren at the moment; could you perhaps indulge me with a quick mud nesting, good Sir?

by thermyte July 29, 2017