mail manipulator

some guy who keeps committing tomfoolery at the post office

man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again

by Bastard_Beni January 14, 2025

mail

1. a vehicle, such as a train, carrying mail.
2. a bag of letters to be conveyed by the postal system.

1. The mail in the sentence refers to a special train that transports letters and packages across the country.
2. The postman delivered a large bag of mail, filled with letters and packages for the neighborhood.

by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025

mailed it in

work or perform in a perfunctory or unenthusiastic manner.

"on a team that otherwise mailed it in, she played this game hard"

by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025

Orange Mail

Orange Mail occurs when a person with Orange Skin tries to black mail you into doing something for them

yo bro coming from you that’s Orange Mail bro don’t play with me !

by 1Shot Duke January 31, 2025

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Nair Mail

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024