noun
1. (of an undergraduate in college) a branch of STEM that focuses primarily on the movement of electrons and their applications in various ways. Those who practice electrical engineering (called Electrical Engineers, abbreviated EEE's) tend to lose touch with reality and become completely engulfed by concepts and math incomprehensible to all except other EEE’s and MATLAB. People often enter the field due to a severe lack of social success, including being unpopular in high school. They are then inspired to power through one excruciating class after another, enticed by the promises of large cash rewards straight out of college. The percentage of male electrical engineering students with girlfriends is given by the Planck constant, 6.626e-34…another reason why EEE's are persuaded to give up all hope of regular life and instead devote every last drop of mental energy to nearly failing every single class their academic advisor tells them to take. In between getting bullied by their coursework, many EEE’s take great delight in ridiculing other college students in general, and mechanical engineers and computer science majors in particular, for earning easier and less valuable degrees than their own.
ORIGIN
early-mid 19th century: from English, refers to researchers and scientists that discovered the foundational principles of electrical engineering, such as Georg Ohm (Ohm’s Law), Gustav Kirchhoff (KCL, KVL), James Maxwell (Maxwell’s Equations), and more.
1. (of an undergraduate in college) a branch of STEM that focuses primarily on the movement of electrons and their applications in various ways. Those who practice electrical engineering (called Electrical Engineers, abbreviated EEE's) tend to lose touch with reality and become completely engulfed by concepts and math incomprehensible to all except other EEE’s and MATLAB. People often enter the field due to a severe lack of social success, including being unpopular in high school. They are then inspired to power through one excruciating class after another, enticed by the promises of large cash rewards straight out of college. The percentage of male electrical engineering students with girlfriends is given by the Planck constant, 6.626e-34…another reason why EEE's are persuaded to give up all hope of regular life and instead devote every last drop of mental energy to nearly failing every single class their academic advisor tells them to take. In between getting bullied by their coursework, many EEE’s take great delight in ridiculing other college students in general, and mechanical engineers and computer science majors in particular, for earning easier and less valuable degrees than their own.
ORIGIN
early-mid 19th century: from English, refers to researchers and scientists that discovered the foundational principles of electrical engineering, such as Georg Ohm (Ohm’s Law), Gustav Kirchhoff (KCL, KVL), James Maxwell (Maxwell’s Equations), and more.
1.
Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Electrical Engineer: I love you as much as the Bose-Einstein Distribution’s value at E = µ!
Girlfriend: What does that mean?
Electrical Engineer: It means I love you infinitely much, because at the point where the function goes to…*continues to ramble for a half-hour*
Business major: I feel so stressed, I think I’m going to crash out.
Electrical Engineer: Come do these MOSFET circuit experiments, obtain expressions for these electric fields, convolve these CT signals using Fourier transforms, and derive wave equations for these free electrons. If you aren’t doing electrical engineering, you don’t know what being stressed really feels like.
Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Electrical Engineer: I love you as much as the Bose-Einstein Distribution’s value at E = µ!
Girlfriend: What does that mean?
Electrical Engineer: It means I love you infinitely much, because at the point where the function goes to…*continues to ramble for a half-hour*
Business major: I feel so stressed, I think I’m going to crash out.
Electrical Engineer: Come do these MOSFET circuit experiments, obtain expressions for these electric fields, convolve these CT signals using Fourier transforms, and derive wave equations for these free electrons. If you aren’t doing electrical engineering, you don’t know what being stressed really feels like.
by shit, the crayon consumer March 7, 2025
Get the Electrical Engineeringmug. by Sparky the Electrician June 17, 2016
Get the electric shopmug. Electricities: Identafiable count of Voltages. (Pluaral)
How many Electricities on this conductor?
120v of Electricities, sir.
Residential Properities run 120v to 240v of Electricities.
Commercial 240v Electricities and higher.
Industrial applications of 240v of Electricities to 600v of Electricities and above.
E= I x R
E= Electricities
I= Amps
R= RESISTANCE
20 amp breaker max rating of 600v of Electricities.
Low voltage, usually using 50v of Electricities or less.
120v of Electricities, sir.
Residential Properities run 120v to 240v of Electricities.
Commercial 240v Electricities and higher.
Industrial applications of 240v of Electricities to 600v of Electricities and above.
E= I x R
E= Electricities
I= Amps
R= RESISTANCE
20 amp breaker max rating of 600v of Electricities.
Low voltage, usually using 50v of Electricities or less.
by Rez U.S.A. October 4, 2022
Get the Electricitiesmug. A perk-a-cola originating from Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2 on the Zombies map Mob Of The Dead and has appeared on Origins, Der Eisendrache, Zetsubou No Shima, Gorod Krovi, Revelations and the (now removed) Call Of Duty: Mobile version of Shi No Numa.
Costing 2000 points it creates an electric burst around you as you reload, failing to finish a reload will prevent the burst from happening again until you finish a reload, the burst stuns zombies within a certain radius, a radius that increases with the amount of your magazine you've expended, so you get the best out of it after dumping a whole mag.
Upon downing with Electric Cherry as one of your perks you will emit an electric shock around you causing zombies to, get this, be stunned.
Costing 2000 points it creates an electric burst around you as you reload, failing to finish a reload will prevent the burst from happening again until you finish a reload, the burst stuns zombies within a certain radius, a radius that increases with the amount of your magazine you've expended, so you get the best out of it after dumping a whole mag.
Upon downing with Electric Cherry as one of your perks you will emit an electric shock around you causing zombies to, get this, be stunned.
P1: Why are the zombies stunned?
P2: I have Electric Cherry.
P1: We're training.
P2: So?
P1: So? So don't use Electric Cherry
P2: Why?
P1: Because you've cornered yourself.
P2: Dude, revive me.
P1: Only if you grab a different perk.
P2: You want me to grab Deadshot?
P1: At this point yes!
P2: I have Electric Cherry.
P1: We're training.
P2: So?
P1: So? So don't use Electric Cherry
P2: Why?
P1: Because you've cornered yourself.
P2: Dude, revive me.
P1: Only if you grab a different perk.
P2: You want me to grab Deadshot?
P1: At this point yes!
by Puppetlad June 7, 2022
Get the Electric Cherrymug. by Horndiggity June 28, 2019
Get the Electric Bananamug. A tattoo shop that survived the Great Flood of 2011. Once located in downtown Athens, PA the shop has moved to 202 Desmond St. Sayre, PA 18840. You can call to speak to the living dead yourself at 570-504-5342!
by electricmedusa December 23, 2011
Get the Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercingmug. 