The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
Get the The tiger woodsmug. some whore.
by KittyWhore April 23, 2019
Get the olivia woodmug. *birds chirping* *guy yawning*
Guy: good morning sunshine
* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*
Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*
AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
Guy: good morning sunshine
* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*
Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*
AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 9, 2016
Get the Morning woodmug. by GammAndrew October 6, 2017
Get the Stacking Woodmug. Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.
by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019
Get the Morning Woodmug. by woodsey March 14, 2012
Get the Wood Morningmug. An arts-and-crafts project made by Strong Sad that involves peanut butter and pinecones. They are appearantly a sucsess at the corner store.
by Queenie Z December 16, 2003
Get the wood-davormug.