"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.
by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

Steve: I gave my gf a Slam Dunk In The Trunk last night!
Bruce: Wow you fit the whole ball in there?
Steve: Yeah I made it work.
Bruce: Wow you fit the whole ball in there?
Steve: Yeah I made it work.
by Ya boi Sero June 21, 2022

this is a sexual act involving two people in the trunk of a car having intercourse while someone drives them around without knowing what's going on
by creamy maggot girl February 24, 2022

Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.
"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

by trunkalicious March 19, 2014

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.
The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023

Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.
He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.
Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
by Skgrey January 5, 2016
