hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

hog wog

HOGWOG is a Harry Potter-exque phrase which describes the impossible matchup between the Harlem Globtrooers (HG) and the Washington Generals (WG). HOG+WOG

I wanted to see who might be awarded "Best Actress", but Meryl Streep was the HOG WOG of the evening, thanks to her "Lifetime Achievement" award. I then switched to QVC

by Baxterrocky1 January 8, 2017

Hog snobber

A classy insult

“Stop being such a hog snobber

by Classybitchface September 10, 2022

hogs paw

Throwin in a Huge chew into you lower lip. It is called the hogs paw because you have to pinch this chew with three fingers

Bro, your boy weeevver couldn't throw in a hogs paw if his life depended on it.

by Greg iv July 8, 2007

hog innards

The smell of dirty feet which could be easily confused with the smell of decomposing hog organs. The innards are typically disposed of, as they are undesirable.

Jesus Christ! Get those smelly feet away from me! They smell like hog innards!

by Roloweezy March 31, 2014

hollar hog

A female that fucks anything insite and slutyy bucket

Shez such a Hollar Hog

by Hammie 69 March 23, 2017

pygmy hog

SLANG:
Remarkably unattractive creature (typically used in a derogatory manner to describe a woman).

WIKIPEDIA:

Pygmy hog (Porcula salvania) is an endangered species of small wild pig, previously spread across India, Nepal, and Bhutan but now only found in Assam. The current world population is about 150 individuals or fewer. Recent conservation measures have improved the prospects of survival in the wild of this critically endangered species.

My friends promised they would set me up with a hotty, but she turned out to be a total pygmy hog.

by bcmoney January 19, 2011