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new hampshire

One of the most interesting states in the nation, where just about everything is legal and everyone who isn't white gets pulled over and beaten the moment they cross the border. The weather sucks, but it looks nice in the summer time and not having sales tax is nice as well. Unfortunately, the smart people don't live in New Hampshire, but in the surrounding states near the borders and drive into New Hampshire to shop and return home to live in more affordable areas. It's got some pretty sick roads, which are unfortunately polluted by residents not knowing how to drive their Subarus, see also maine. Overall, one of those states that looks nice in a book or magazine, but you'd never want to visit.
Guy 1-New Hampshire sure is nice in the fall

Guy 2-Whats a New Hampshire?
by SpewingChunks September 6, 2005
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This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.
When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.
by Spencer 1986 January 14, 2009
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Ass Hampster

n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.
"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."
by mattpietro May 16, 2006
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When you die nothing happens

What you say when an athiest sneezes.
Phrase coined by Dance Cook.
Athiest: AH AH AH,.... BACHOOOOOO!?!
Person: God bless you.
Athiest: Uhhh, I'm an athiest
Person: Excuse me, When you die nothing happens. Jerk
by Krieger69BKK March 1, 2009
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New Hampshire

A boring state that consists of hicks, a small number of beaches, rests areas, and the White Mountains. You have to drive through it to get to Maine or Montréal. Also it has a lack of sales tax that attracts many people from Massachusetts to go there and buy things, but the state has a 7 or 8 percent restaurant tax, while Massachusetts has only a 5 percent restaurant tax.
by hasafienda January 18, 2005
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new hampshire

WORST STATE. I FUCKING HATE THE PLACE. CURRENTLY LIVING IN THE SEABROOK-HAMPTON AREA. MOVED HERE FROM CALI BOUT 4 YEARS AGO AND IM SURPRISED I HAVENT KILLED MYSELF. VERY VERY HARD TO ADAPT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE OF HISPANIC-AMERICAN RACE. NO QUESTION, IT'S THE WORST, WORST, WORST STATE FOR MINORITIES TO LIVE IN. EVERYTHING FROM RESIDENTS, TO WEATHER, AND SCHOOLs. GOD DAMN I HATE THIS STATE, I SWEAR, Cold as fuck, and its really snowing as im typing this. my west coast style music is playing and its 10 degrees out. people ask me why i moved and im still searching for an answer.
pinche bola de putos que viven en este mendigo estado. holler to everyone i used to know in south gate, watts, and south central. fuck compton.
by LUIS- age 17 March 8, 2005
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New Hampshire

Deadass just the worst US state humanly possible. It's all just mountains, trees, and maple syrup. New Hampshire will fuck your wife in front of you after beheading your kids. Fuck. What the fuck.
Person 1: "Hey man where do you live?"
Person 2: "I live in New Hampshire."
Person 1: "Woah dude, I didn't know you weren't protected under BOTH the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights."
by Im Crying On The Inside March 27, 2019
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