Mississippi Gypsy

Mississippi’s Gypsy’s a women on one side of da block and a man named Brandon on the otha side of da block, but we don’t talk about it shhh.... Mississippi Gypsy is the sweetest and has the most awesome cool personality. She spends her time hangin wid da homies and cuddling up. She is also kinda an attention whore and yells at you until you rub her noggin’ SHES really furry too. She likes to meow a lot and sit in your lap.

Person 1: Have you seen Mississippi Gypsy?

Person 2: Shes sitting on Your lap brah

by Satans Cum 69 October 11, 2020

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Gypsy Inbred

Someone who is known as an Albanian Jewish origin who participates in sexual intercourse with direct family relation while begging for and searching for any money they can find. (Penny, Nickel, Dime, Quarters as well). Usually go by the name of Giovanni Ivezaj.

“Giovanni your a dirty gypsy inbred”
“No Giovanni, you cannot have my quarters and your cousin”
“Yes Giovanni, 2nd cousins is still counted as incestry”

by Mr.Chuuung April 11, 2025

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Gypsy law

A Mexican common saying meaning that If you drink on Monday you drink all week. In spanish in rhymes: Ley gitana- Si tomas en lunes... tomas toda la semana.

If you drink alcohol on Monday the gypsy law requires you to drink alcohol all week, otherwise a curse will fall upon you and no one wants a gypsy curse.

- Oh man, I'm so drunk right now
- Dude, it's Tuesday what the fuck?
- Yeah bro but I drank yesterday and you know what the gypsy law says... if you drink on monday you drink all week. Hold my beer bro *pukes on himself*

- Hey dude! Let's go grab a beer

- Dude, no, be careful. Today is Monday.
-So what bro?! Let's get shitfaced

- No dude, I don't mess around with the gypsy law. If you drink on Monday you have to drink all week or a gypsy curse will fuck you up and I don't want my kids to be born with bad luck.

by Artistic artuggo May 2, 2022

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