Wrist Guitar

The act of cutting oneself intentionally.

James: Hey man check out that chick! She looks messed up!
John: Looks like she plays too much wrist guitar.

by retropanda December 28, 2007

Guitard

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.

Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!

by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009

air guitar

when you pretend to play a rad air guitar solo, so that you can scratch your pubes in public with your "strumming" hand

Air guitar solo!!! ROCK OUT BRUUH!!! BWWAAaaaNAanana*itch*itch*itch*NanaNAAaNAWR!

by Peaches H. November 10, 2010

guitar

the greatest instrument ever invented. those who play it are very talented and are bound to be liked by all.

jimi hendrix MASTERED guitar. unlike people who are in "bands" today.

by isaac mayfield April 28, 2006

guitarist

Usually can suck at there instrument and still be in a band although the bassist and drummer must be decent.

That guitarist only used one chord in the entrie song.

by StephenW June 28, 2006

Guitar Playing Fool

1 Great Guitar Player
2 Moronic Guitar Player, one who thinks that they are awesome at the guitar, yet they suck.

Man, Hendrix is a Guitar Playing Fool!
...You're a guitar playing fool with your fat fingers.

by Marckus Maken August 28, 2008

Guitar Hero

A video game on the Playstation 2 and the lazy man's alternative to actually playing the guitar because they are either too lazy, impatient, or simply lack the talent.

GH loving moron: "Man, I can play Rush's YYZ so good now on Guitar Hero!"

Me: "Learn to play the song on an actual guitar you fucking idiot. Then I'll be impressed."

by qAaRoN May 4, 2007