A Griffin is a silly, but tender soul. He is shy at all times unless provoked. You can get a griffin to talk by poking in his bleach blonde beach locks. Griffin is not for the faint of heart. He is the type of guy who would treat a woman right except for below the waist. He has green eyes, and loves cars. And above all love Megan Trainer. He is a fan of the slim straight jeans, hugging his fabulous curves making all the girls stop dead in there track.
by Bigfeetyouknowwhatthatmeans February 20, 2021
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by LoisTheGriffin2025 February 1, 2025
Get the Lois Griffin mug.Guy 1 : Damn, that Griffin guy has the smallest cock I have ever seen.
Guy 2 : Yeah he gets no bitches, no play, no hoes, definitely cant keep a relationship, and cant hold a job for shit.
Guy 1 : I heard his ex has fishy cooch
Guy 2 : Me too
Guy 2 : Yeah he gets no bitches, no play, no hoes, definitely cant keep a relationship, and cant hold a job for shit.
Guy 1 : I heard his ex has fishy cooch
Guy 2 : Me too
by Shral October 23, 2022
Get the Griffin mug.A Griffin is a mythical beast, it is half lion and half eagle, since it is not real we don’t know how it should look like if it was real, what I think it would look like it would have a head of an eagle, body of a lion and huge wings the color of the body (head is white. And body brown, also tail looks like a fan-)
John: Hey! What’s your favorite mythical creature?
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
by LilyCat!<3 August 28, 2022
Get the Griffin mug.In this I spit straight facts. literally. Griffin is straight. Of what we know. But he attracts a lot of girls. no doubt about it. For example me. I have liked him for a long long time. But little do I comprehend he doesnt fucking love me back. Griffin is a cute guy, he is funny, athletic, and even good in band. I mean fuck hes the whole package. Griffin in a good human being. And well I love him, and he cant know, this shit hurts man, really does.
by im the real tea spiller November 27, 2019
Get the Griffin mug.griffin is a funny guy who likes red and needs a new phone and has a girlfriend and is smart and like plays flute and uhhh yeah
“hello my name is griffin”
by hotgirlfriendofcole March 29, 2023
Get the Griffin mug.When a bisexual* enby seeks a relationship with a couple** to satisfy their fantasies.
Seen as a negative in the polyamory community which advocates equal relationships, and as a positive in swinger communities which advocate exploration of sexual fantasies.
* It's not just a bisexual enby - can be a non-binary person of any sexual orientation (even heterosexual)
** It's not just couples - can be any arrangement of partners (e.g. three, or four people) in a pre-existing relationship
Seen as a negative in the polyamory community which advocates equal relationships, and as a positive in swinger communities which advocate exploration of sexual fantasies.
* It's not just a bisexual enby - can be a non-binary person of any sexual orientation (even heterosexual)
** It's not just couples - can be any arrangement of partners (e.g. three, or four people) in a pre-existing relationship
I love pleasing others. I'm a griffin, and I don't care if griffin hunters message me.
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I'm so tired of being treated like a griffin. Like I really just want to satisfy your desires!
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I'm so tired of being treated like a griffin. Like I really just want to satisfy your desires!
by x.. July 14, 2020
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