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Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler
"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes
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grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.
That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.
by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018
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grant

a hot country baseball boy who everyone wants to marry
the hottest boy alive is named grant
by chicken octopus October 20, 2021
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Grant

Man, he's hot, but damn that thing is small

Oh yeah, that's a Grant. Great guy, small truck
by TheWiggle April 2, 2019
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Grant

Damn he likes barcodes what a grant
by Yogabbagabba12345 June 6, 2022
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Tampa Grant

Douche Bag on steriods.

Person who has seen everything, knows everything and has done it all way better than anyone else (so they like to think).

A person that runs their mouth even when they have no clue what they are talking about and especially when it doesn't even concern them.
New guy I'm seeing left me at his apartment to run somewhere for a bit, did not return for over 7 hours - (yes I was gone), called me pissed....What a TG

moron loser creeper douche retard asshole

Guy I've never met, friend request my friend on FB, says he saw her at church, starts calling her sweetness having never met her in person......What a creeper, such a Tampa Grant!
by Plan A Party December 15, 2011
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