Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.

"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....

by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025

Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.

“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)

by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025

Goober

a goober (prounonced goob-r) is someone who is acting stupid dumb or weird it can also be used jokingly as freaky

STOP BEING A GOOBER or YOUR A GOOBER

by ho r u real May 31, 2025

goober

a slur used against filipino people you hate and want to die

That's messed up you goober

by JackMehoff3835 June 6, 2025

goober

goober is a toasty but better

goober

by Anshuman's classmate April 22, 2024

Goober

A silly person and/or creature

Dude 1: Yo check this balck cat out, his eyes look so stupid
Dude 2: Yeah, he's such a goober!

by 𝕽𝖎𝖕𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖉 April 23, 2024

Goober

A goofy ass nigga who doesn’t know right from wrong, constantly trying to make people laugh, and tends to reek the world
Idiocy.

“Oh you goober”

by Wonderfulbliss April 24, 2024