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GLOAT

GLOAT, coined on May 28th 2024 in Manhattan President Trump's legal team.

GLOAT means The Greatest Liar Of All Time. This is in reference to who everyone knows is, Michael Cohen.

On the stand he perjured himself, admitted to lying and admitted to a felony. Which was greater than what he was lying about on the stand. Yet the police didn't come to the witness stand and take him away in cuffs. They let him ramble on. They let him spread more lies then the media spread the same afterwards.

The GLOAT will never be forgotten. He'll be remembered as one who turned upside down New York's justice system forever converting it from what once was a pillar of the Community to what is now a Stalinistic show trial system. Where one can be found guilty without unanimous decisions by the jurors.

GLOAT
Watch out for the GLOAT. He's coming for you.
by RightRushLeftGod.2 May 28, 2024
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GLOAT

"Cohen is the GLOAT - Greatest Liar Of All Time. Cohen lied to each and every one of you." -- Trump's Lawyer Todd Blanche, Trump NY Case 5/2024
by hitek vagabond May 29, 2024
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To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right
I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached
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During the fight he got kicked in his globals.
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global strike

The big protest week (or day) for the pro-Palestinians on the X (formerly Twitter) platform. Called out by Palestinians. It is not only about Palestine, but also for other countries experiencing genocide such as Sudan and Congo.

The most common rule of a global strike is to prevent talking about anything not related to the genocide (or "interests").
Sane person: "I don't want to participate in a global strike."
Insane pro-Palestinian: "How dare you! Don't stop talking about Palestine, your silence is complicit."
Sane person: "You guys act like the GoAnimate counterpart of Boris from Caillou."
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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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