garfiend

the girlfriend of a guy you like

(garf as in barf- the act of upchucking)
(fiend- a diabolically cruel or wicked person)

Girl 1: omg, that guy is sooo hott!
Girl 2: I know totally, too bad he has a garfiend.

by .124425.8148.183989d February 8, 2008

Nomar Garciaparra

Nomar Garciaparra... YEH FUCKIN RITE try Nomar Gayciaparra... He is gay with Lo Merloni and u assholes might say wat about Mia Hamm shes a lebian with sum 1 yet to be named (Rosie O Donnel?????). WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THE SOX BRING BAK THAT SAP MERLONI?? Wat in the fuck did he do for us ooo wait i no he hit a whopping 2 homeruns and batted in an astounding 19 runs. well anyways thatnks for takin the time to read my definition

Carlos: Man this is Gayciaparra lets leave.
Oscar: This ios so Rosie O Donnel

by Oscar September 18, 2004

Garfielded

a natural disaster that occurs in Day of Defeat when Garfield79 pwns multiple members of the opposing force and/or captures all the flags in a spectacular, very badass manner. endings: -ing -ed

DUDE! Ya'll just got Garfielded!!!! LOL, that was a fucked up Garfielding!!!

by Garfield79 (BagofPot) October 21, 2004

Ethan Garcia

Ethan Garcia is my amazing boyfriend !! he is just so perfect. pretty sure he’s like 🇨🇴🇲🇽 which I AM COLOMBIAN / 🇨🇴. Perfect couple am I right?? Anyways he’s just so cute. He plays soccer. He is literally just my ideal type! Think I’m the first to do this so credits : me 🤭🤭. ethan 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

me: Ethan Garcia is just so cutee!

my friend: your a simp

another example

my friend: omg my crush is so cute

me: ethan is better 🤷 ♀️

by ethangarciasrealgf July 21, 2022

Garfield boi

A big boi cat that loves that tasty lasagna you steal his lasagna he will eat you as his lasagna so don’t mess with my big nigga Garfield

I would totally smash that Garfield boi all night bro

Same

by I wanna eat Garfield booty October 5, 2018

garfarble

Kind of like a farble, a person who farts in the bath tub, but a garfarble bites the bubbles.

Jerry Springer has seen his share of garfarbles.

by Commander Chaos December 7, 2005

jesus hernandez garcia

the sexy Mexican guy in school, with an over average size penis.
Always has that loud pack in deck

He could of been a president but he really loves selling shit.

Were the bud at Jesus Hernandez Garcia
How's got a big d Jesus Hernandez Garcia

by M.O.B40 March 4, 2016