Gookin

The act of engaging in self-stimulation while using the toilet, combining elements of prolonged arousal focus with defecation.

After my morning cup of coffee, I like to enjoy a nice Gookin before work.

by DDP58 December 22, 2025

Gooning

Excessive PDA and/or loud sexual intercourse

Daughter: Let's go to the mall.
Mother: I'm tired. Dad and I went to bed late last night.

Daughter: It's not my fault you guys were gooning

by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

Goobing

The act of covering oneself In Phlegm

Person 1: "Dude I've been goobing alot recently and look how soft my skin is now"
Person 2: "Oh wow man! I need to start goobing too!"

by TheRotMan January 2, 2026

Gooningtasses

A goated friend group with an unexpected mix of people. Name originally derives from "gooning" (excessive masturbation) and the suffix "tas" which comes from Eimantas, one of the founding fathers of the group.

"The Gooningtasses are so funny, I hope they turn up to my party"

by Gingr09 January 7, 2026

gooping

The act of gooning whilst pooping.

Jackson was gooping a couple hours ago, that's why he had to end the call.

by gruguru January 8, 2026

clif gookinator

A "clif gookinator" is when somebody eats a cheese burger while having his/her finger inserted in another persons ass.

Me and the bros pulled a clif gookinator last night.

by One nut hud January 28, 2018

Brain Gooping

When you have so much shit on your brain that you dump the dumpster fire into another website so you can have the clarity to be more mad at your issues than normal

“So I made this shitty pun and it was staying in my head and distracting me from my anger, so I did a good old Brain Gooping and now I’m better.”

by Handof October 16, 2018