Goober

Snot hanging from your nose

Hey mate, you've got a Goober hangin'

by Xamresd February 13, 2023

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007

Goober Naffy

A person who
Acts like a complete idiot and makes bad choices.

My brother was being a goober naffy and fell out of his car.

by B queen January 22, 2018

Goober

Racist term for Argentine-Senegalese people. If you say this you will be attacked.

Dan: Look at that dumb argentine. He’s such a goober.

Ricardo: Don’t say that buddy. *Shoots him*.

by stronzo75280 July 28, 2021

Silly Goober

The worst type of person on the internet. A "silly goober" constantly says how "silly" they are. From their perspective, they're silly, but to a normal person, they're just a dork.

These "silly goobers" also like cats way too much, and they constantly use the smug ass ":3" emoticon.
They're always on twitter drawing and constantly talk about autism and ADHD, because it's what they got.
Silly goobers play Roblox, and they all joined between 2015 and up. Silly goobers like three Roblox games: Regretevator, Evade, and Rate My Avatar. Regretevator is catered to silly goobers, they probably like Evade because the Nexbots are "silly" to them, and Rate My Avatar is a place where they all cluster.
Most of them like South Park, and they like to ship the characters, because they're internet geeks. They enjoy games like Undertale, Deltrarune and OFF.
Silly goobers like music that is bouncy and upbeat, and instruments that sound like a meow. Notable songs include KK Slider and The Cat from Ipanema.
A silly goober's humor can be dumbed down to this: Small, innocent character does something really bad.

Silly goober: im a silly goober!! :3
Me: Absolutely atrocious.

by Eggego July 31, 2024