Mommy, it's my friend Jonny's birthday next week.
That's great honey, go to the re-gift closet and pick something out.
That's great honey, go to the re-gift closet and pick something out.
by LocoPingvin January 23, 2007
Get the re-gift mug.A gifford is a spineless human being that spends most of its free time watching YouTube videos about subjects or issues that enrage it, and thinks that because it leaves concurring comments in the comments section it's part of the solution. It has absolutely no plans to actually do anything about it in real life. Alas, leaving comments on YouTube videos is a far as the gifford's activism should go. A gifford usually has no idea that it is in fact a gifford, and will become very agitated should it be called out about being a gifford. This very rarely happens, though, since a gifford only feels brave when it's alone with no witnesses to its YouTube history, and the chances of it actually saying something outloud and exposing itself in a fluid real life situation are miniscule.
by AliceInUtero February 14, 2021
Get the gifford mug.God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.
Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.
Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.
She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.
He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.
He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.
by Sagealicious September 11, 2016
Get the God's Gift to Men mug.1) A student who has been designated as intellectually superior by their board of educators.
2) A student who is enrolled in gifted classes.
3) A student considered by their peers to be smart.
Gifties are characterized by their odd senses of humor, strange hobbies, strange relationships with their peers, an ability to tell whether or not another person is gifted by talking to them, and a general rivalry with students recieving normal educations, or "normies".
Gifties are, needless to say, often considered "wierd" for their personalities. Personality traits of gifties vary from person to person, and can include perfectionism, depression, extreme happiness (often to the slight disturbance of others), antisocial tendencies, rebellious behaviour, creativity, uncontrollable energy, spontaneous outbursts, an inability to concentrate, and (most common) hyperactivity.
Contrary to popular belief, gifties often do not succeed in school and do not neccesarily care about their education. Many gifties recieve poor grades, are disorganized, disrupt classes, and may have great difficulty in a certain subject area.
Gifties are a small portion of the population, and prefer to stick with each other rather than the rest of the population, often impatient with ways of society that may seem unimportant, unfair or unneccesary to them.
2) A student who is enrolled in gifted classes.
3) A student considered by their peers to be smart.
Gifties are characterized by their odd senses of humor, strange hobbies, strange relationships with their peers, an ability to tell whether or not another person is gifted by talking to them, and a general rivalry with students recieving normal educations, or "normies".
Gifties are, needless to say, often considered "wierd" for their personalities. Personality traits of gifties vary from person to person, and can include perfectionism, depression, extreme happiness (often to the slight disturbance of others), antisocial tendencies, rebellious behaviour, creativity, uncontrollable energy, spontaneous outbursts, an inability to concentrate, and (most common) hyperactivity.
Contrary to popular belief, gifties often do not succeed in school and do not neccesarily care about their education. Many gifties recieve poor grades, are disorganized, disrupt classes, and may have great difficulty in a certain subject area.
Gifties are a small portion of the population, and prefer to stick with each other rather than the rest of the population, often impatient with ways of society that may seem unimportant, unfair or unneccesary to them.
Gifty: Hahaha! There was a Migwissack in science class thanks to this guy!
Other gifties: OMGHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Normy: What?
Gifty: (coldly) Oh look, a normy.
Normy: I thought gifties were smart.
Gifty: Really? I'm failing math.
Other Gifty: I actually have ADHD.
Yet Another Gifty: USB DRIVES AHAHAHAHAH!
Gifties: LMAO YES
Normy: Omg, you guys are so wierd >.< *leaves*
Gifty: ...and this is why I prefer hanging around other gifties.
Other gifties: OMGHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Normy: What?
Gifty: (coldly) Oh look, a normy.
Normy: I thought gifties were smart.
Gifty: Really? I'm failing math.
Other Gifty: I actually have ADHD.
Yet Another Gifty: USB DRIVES AHAHAHAHAH!
Gifties: LMAO YES
Normy: Omg, you guys are so wierd >.< *leaves*
Gifty: ...and this is why I prefer hanging around other gifties.
by therandomgiftypersonXD March 19, 2009
Get the gifty mug.When both parties agree not to give gifts for an occasion, (usually Xmas) and then one of the parties gives one anyway (with or without warning/malice/regard)
I told my uncle Whatshisname to NOT give me a gift this year, but the fucker gift ambushed me. I chopped him in the neck, so we are even.
by UrbanAmanO January 6, 2009
Get the Gift Ambush mug.The boss was so appreciative of the hard work the employees did he giftcarded them $100 amazon.com gift cards
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