frieda flakes

Freida Flakes is whopper at sucking vapes.

Frieda Flakes takes Adabayo on dates.

by Meg-atron May 25, 2021

wank flake

When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker

Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake

by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jisu promised to go out with me. She never showed up. We made plans saturday night and she came up with an excuse why she couldn't show up. Jisu is a flake

by Drdelta August 21, 2021

flake

Much like the chocolate bar, a flake is someone who pulls out of plans and lets you down. Your plans then crumble like a flake. Eventually you'll notice they slowly but surely disappear entirely from your life.

I've had several flakes in my life. It's so disappointing that people replace eachother so easily now.

by Xavier Exotic August 25, 2021

flake

When your friend always makes plans to play gels with you but always bails last minute.

friend: yo lets play gels Wednesday night!

you: hell yeah

day of -

Keaghan: Actually I can't play tonight...

You: You're such a flake

by Pistoltov June 4, 2021

Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

cadburys flake

crumbles under any kind of pressure; named after a popular chocolate bar; irish variation is a roughan

The england team pulled a real cadburys flake and let in 4 easy goals in the second half

by naoisemac June 22, 2004